RentAFace

Remember to save your work! That's command+S on my iMac. All I have to do to save work is command+S! Wow! It's so easy, only jerks don't do it. Jerks don't save their work. K bye.

 It it with my sincerest apology that I must tell you, our supposed fans, that our Friday guy, Clint, has left the group. It was on good terms, and we remain good friends. He took the furniture, the piano, and the kids (Who needed them) and most of the talent, but we thought it was an even compromise. In return, I, Conor, recieved Friday as my day of comicness, because Wednesday sucks, for I have jazz band and the unparelled urge to watch Lost on Wednesday.

 Hello. Thank you for choosing Rent A Face today. I am Conor, also known as blaze12455 (https://www.deviantart.com/blaze12455), and I will be your cashier today. Today I will tell you all about our new store, as well as sharing with you messages from the other two members of our fine establishment. Here at Rent A Face, we have a fine selection of faces from you to choose from, such as our Monday special, the cult hit "Ty Face". The Ty Face has been known to carry such notable side effects like sucking at video games. You will still play these games, you will just have to live with the knowledge that you're bad at them. You will also brag about your iMac every chance you get.